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June 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · Politics

From those wacky kids at the NYPost:

If Hillary Rodham Clinton wants to restore her tattered reputation and repair the party she has shattered, there is only one place for her to be tonight: St. Paul, Minn.

That is where Barack Obama will kick off his general-election campaign tonight.

A surprise appearance and endorsement by Clinton - who is scheduled to hold her own event in Manhattan - would allow Democrats to mark that territory in history as the heart of a new and perfect unity for the party.

It’s never going to happen, of course, but if it DID it would be like an awesome pro-wrestling swerve where Luchadore Jesus appears drops from the rafters to offer help to the good guy at the last moment.


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