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Wanna know who’s having a terrible morning?

August 27th, 2008 · No Comments · Politics

Poor Joe Biden, that’s who.

I went to bed shortly after HRC’s epic speech last night and awoke this morning with visions of orange pant-suits and masterful turns of phrase still dancing in my head. I seriously doubt I’m alone.

I really like Joe Biden. I like him A LOT.

But I can’t shake the feeling that last night was basically just Hillary kicking him in the ass non-stop for 45 minutes straight while Democrats all over the place wondered why the heck they couldn’t have had HER in the number two spot on the ticket. After what she did last night, his best bet is to come out, speak for ten seconds, then feign a heart-attack in lieu of delivering his actual convention address. Maybe Obama can opt out of his speech as a result too, instead choosing to do a couple of satellite remotes from Joe’s hospital room.


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