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The ongoing interrogation of Saddam Hussein.

July 30th, 2004 · No Comments · Misc., Politics

Explosive new information from The Independent:

Interrogation commenced: 1241 hours

After lunch, SH informed us he was willing to talk. Colonel Beckwith and I sat down with him. He spoke for quite some time and answered every question fully. We believe we have made great progress and we are researching the data.

Interrogation terminated: 1551 hours

Interrogation commenced: 0940 hours

Colonel Beckwith and I told SH that we didn’t think it was particularly funny that he had us looking for “Monkey Valley” and the “Camel Ass Testing Facility” when it turned out there were no such locations. Also, we told him we were unable to verify the existence of Mohammad Yomama and we do not believe his claims of having built an “Infidel Ray”. We said as a result of our disappointment, we would be denying his TV access. He said TV sucks anyway because they don’t sing about him anymore.

Interrogation terminated: 1006 hours


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