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From the dark and ancient past…

May 24th, 2005 · No Comments · Misc., Movies

…comes a reminder:

The Force is a Tool of Satan.

Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will “beam” up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day. We are destined to WIN!

When you stand before Jesus’ throne what will you say you believe in - the power of the Lord, or the power of the Force? Science fiction fans repent. Your very eternal SOUL depends on your answer.

Food for thought, ye damned geeks.


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