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Hey baby.

September 17th, 2002 · No Comments · Misc.

On my way to my car this morning, I noticed an envelope stuck into the driver’s side window. A cursory inspection showed no signs of creepy anthrax action, but I opened it with my keys nonetheless.

Inside was a very nice Hallmark card with swans on the front. The text within read, in rather messy scrawl:

I really enjoyed our conversation the other day. I thought that you might like to talk some more over dinner or drinks sometime.

443-XXX-XXXX

Mark

There appears to be some confusion in ol’ Mark’s mind as to whose car he stuck the little missive in last night. My girlfriend thinks I should call the poor bastard and let him know he got the wrong car. I’m not a huge fan of extremely awkward conversations - as I’m sure this one would be - but I don’t want some messed up Fatal Attraction thing to happen either where Mark, distraught over his Hallmark-based advances being snubbed, takes a dump on my hood and slashes my tires.

Decisions, decisions.

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