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Hey baby.

September 17th, 2002 · No Comments · Misc.

On my way to my car this morning, I noticed an envelope stuck into the driver’s side window. A cursory inspection showed no signs of creepy anthrax action, but I opened it with my keys nonetheless.

Inside was a very nice Hallmark card with swans on the front. The text within read, in rather messy scrawl:

I really enjoyed our conversation the other day. I thought that you might like to talk some more over dinner or drinks sometime.



There appears to be some confusion in ol’ Mark’s mind as to whose car he stuck the little missive in last night. My girlfriend thinks I should call the poor bastard and let him know he got the wrong car. I’m not a huge fan of extremely awkward conversations - as I’m sure this one would be - but I don’t want some messed up Fatal Attraction thing to happen either where Mark, distraught over his Hallmark-based advances being snubbed, takes a dump on my hood and slashes my tires.

Decisions, decisions.


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