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Are you a Nazi [ ]YES [ ]NO (Check One).

August 29th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Misc.

Paul and I are at the bar on our flight home from London to DC and he hands me a green customs declaration card. I’ve seen the one we give to US citizens returning home, but haven’t seen the one we give foreigners entering the country. I review the front. Lots of weirdly spaced, poorly laid out areas for basic information.

Grinning impatiently, Paul flips it over and I start to read the back of the card:


Apparently, we’re relying on the Honor System to catch pimps, addicts, mental defectives, spies, terrorists, genocidal madmen, kidnappers, saboteurs and any Nazis that happen to have been on the run for the past sixty years without previously running afoul of bureaucracy.


1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Keen // Sep 7, 2007 at 6:38 pm

    Ohhh man I remember filling one of those out years ago! I love the “immoral activities” part.

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