The weblog of Joshua Drescher

Animadversions. header image 2

Deathrace ‘08

April 4th, 2008 · No Comments · Politics

McCain may be old, but Obama’s still smoking.

I’ll admit it. I get a little bit giddy when I think about the possibility of the general campaign deteriorating so much that the candidates spend a bunch of time and money trying to prove that the other guy is on Death’s door due to age or vice. We’ll get lots of footage of McCain’s 200 year old mother chopping wood while McCain wrestles grizzly bears or of Michelle Obama chasing Barack around trying to slap (post-racial) nicotine patches on him.


0 responses so far ↓

  • There are no comments yet...Kick things off by filling out the form below.

You must log in to post a comment.