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Paglia on the Men of Team Clinton.

April 10th, 2008 · No Comments · Politics

Camille’s certainly… uh… in a mood:

[T]he male staff who Hillary attracts are slick, geeky weasels or rancid, asexual cream puffs.

She’s got an equally catty take on McCain:

McCain strikes me as a glib, irascible hot dog temperamentally unfitted for the Oval Office. The camera is McCain’s enemy: The closer it comes, the more ghoulish he looks. There’s way too much subtext boiling there. And McCain’s weirdly retro Stepford wife is no asset.

But Obama is JUST DREAMY:

I was lucky enough to see [Obama] up close as he spoke at a recent rally in the Philadelphia suburbs, where he answered policy questions in great detail. I was very impressed by his easy, relaxed authority and quick humor as well as his classy elegance.

Let’s review:

If you’re a man who supports Clinton, you’re some sort of sexless rodent. If you’re a member of McCain’s family, you’re a malevolent robot. If you’re Obama, you talk nice and are pretty.

She and Hitchens should be forced to make babies. Awesome, cranky babies.

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